January 2012
1 post
life is a series of minor emergencies, tiny victories, daunting prospects, failures and a consistent hum of madness (rt @jordandroid)
Jan 3rd
I wish 2011 hadn’t been such an informative year for me. I hope 2012 can lie a bit better. (rt @arachnomaria)
Jan 1st
December 2011
18 posts
No one heard them when they were using their inside voices. (rt @siempredelilah)
Dec 30th
an imaginary pair of little fingers crossed inside my heart (rt @triangulatent)
Dec 25th
Watching me wrap presents is like watching a caveman do math or me do math (rt @IamEnidColeslaw)
Dec 23rd
you were designed to hurt everyone around you. (rt @seophoria)
Dec 17th
fractal acrobats in moon-gravity pyramid acts; repeated, multiple-girl bed-switching for logical purposes #dreams (rt @triangulatent)
Dec 16th
my trousers are ironic because i am a transvestite (rt @verblet)
Dec 15th
i feel like sugar is pouring up my throat and hurting my face in how happy i feel (rt @Aurist)
Dec 14th
sext: i am a bear & you are delicious porridge. chicks try to steal you from me but i eat them. i eat you too. i’m alone (rt @rare_basement)
Dec 13th
My child doesn’t just break the silence when he comes home from school. He butchers it with a verbal meat cleaver. (rt @MrBigFists)
Dec 12th
Sitting next to Andrew Luck , He calls me Big Dog! I feel like a million dollars (rt @TM7_Era via @warrencb11)
Dec 12th
I’m one of the 99% whose future is bleaker than a Kafka novel. (rt @nietzschejunior)
Dec 10th
Love hurts. Not loving hurts. It’s the same thing, really. (rt @OliviaDresher)
Dec 9th
should I kiss somebody or eat the dirt outside? (rt @hyperrealtrauma)
Dec 8th
Why aren’t more people angry about the sun? This is awful! (rt @Choire)
Dec 7th
the last wind is in the ghost (rt @medical_sword)
Dec 6th
pretending that I am rihanna by not doing any work and making a stone-face at my desk (rt @IlllllllllllllI)
Dec 3rd
I didn’t say I was powerful, I said I was a wizard. (rt @savanna)
Dec 2nd
November 2011
29 posts
this gun did nothing but shoot people. i’m going to throw it into outer space (rt @wolfpupy)
Nov 30th
I know you can be addicted to love, but can you be addicted to not loving? (rt @sofifii)
Nov 28th
Locked out syndrome. (rt @wolfandfox)
Nov 26th
Rub me the wrong way, a bottle doesn’t mind. (rt @rejecter)
Nov 24th
Secret rain (rt @michaelcottage)
Nov 23rd
The whole thing unfolded like reality. (rt @samuelheard)
Nov 22nd
Pizza is a vegetable. Books are trash. Mashed potatoes are contraband. Tents are terrorism. USA! USA! (rt @mathpunk)
Nov 21st
sunflower aging gracefully (rt @whollyjeanne)
Nov 20th
I like @Heckadecimal right back.
Nov 19th
The older lady in front of me has the most beautiful silver fro. My fro bows down. (rt @Neishababee)
Nov 18th
It strikes me as fair that the symbols of American politics are a braying ass and bloated elephant. (rt @benkunz)
Nov 17th
Just ordered a drink with Bulldog gin, Pimms, rhubarb bitters, limonata & mint. Whoah. Tastes like September. (rt @tokyohanna)
Nov 16th
I smiled at him. He smiled at me. We went on our ways not biting, punching and stomping each other shitless… (rt @olivertui)
Nov 14th
RT @OldeHippi: @foundpoems @hragv New Jersey is not New York. It’s New Jersey!
Nov 13th
call me darling and watch my eyes change colour [shiny black to shinier black] (rt @chinchowdoll)
Nov 12th
Satire was murdered with a five hundred page novel about steampunk vampires and golden eggs. (rt @redfivetwo)
Nov 12th
Campfire is nature’s glitter. (rt @yahkeema)
Nov 11th
it makes me want to tweet about darkness and mechanicality and cogs making metal noises (rt @migumigutime)
Nov 10th
A homeless man just walked up to me and said “Beethoven and mints.” He has all the answers. (rt @Neishababee)
Nov 9th
Skunks are a kind of bisexual raccoon. (rt @Mobute)
Nov 8th
come join my illicit kindergarten (rt @angadc)
Nov 7th
i dont feel like putting on makeup but i dont want to be lonely!!! (rt @jjjjjjjjjjjjm)
Nov 7th
trust hard http://t.co/us8UUCHB (rt @pakyouare)
Nov 6th
Things that keep time to any music: flying birds, speeding cars, snowflakes. (rt @_ElisabethBlack)
Nov 5th
wasp-legged girl (rt @feralwitchchild)
Nov 4th
anger anchors you on the earth (rt @ImmortalMasters)
Nov 3rd
RT @migumigutime: @foundpoems if you retweet one more of my tweets do i get a medal
Nov 2nd
im acgtually really dumb but ive spent my whole life pretending to be smart so i dont know anything else (rt @migumigutime)
Nov 2nd
I’m going as sexy fear of rejection this year. (rt @shelbyfero)
Nov 1st
October 2011
29 posts
Carved pumpkins gather at midnight and plot to destroy their killers. November begins with bludgeoned skulls and gourds. (rt @redfivetwo)
Oct 31st
Cold as a single person’s bed out there (rt @Vadeism)
Oct 31st
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