January 2012
1 post
life is a series of minor emergencies, tiny victories, daunting prospects, failures and a consistent hum of madness (rt @jordandroid)
I wish 2011 hadn’t been such an informative year for me. I hope 2012 can lie a bit better. (rt @arachnomaria)
December 2011
18 posts
No one heard them when they were using their inside voices. (rt @siempredelilah)
an imaginary pair of little fingers crossed inside my heart (rt @triangulatent)
Watching me wrap presents is like watching a caveman do math or me do math (rt @IamEnidColeslaw)
you were designed to hurt everyone around you. (rt @seophoria)
fractal acrobats in moon-gravity pyramid acts; repeated, multiple-girl bed-switching for logical purposes #dreams (rt @triangulatent)
my trousers are ironic because i am a transvestite (rt @verblet)
i feel like sugar is pouring up my throat and hurting my face in how happy i feel (rt @Aurist)
sext: i am a bear & you are delicious porridge. chicks try to steal you from me but i eat them. i eat you too. i’m alone (rt @rare_basement)
My child doesn’t just break the silence when he comes home from school. He butchers it with a verbal meat cleaver. (rt @MrBigFists)
Sitting next to Andrew Luck , He calls me Big Dog! I feel like a million dollars (rt @TM7_Era via @warrencb11)
I’m one of the 99% whose future is bleaker than a Kafka novel. (rt @nietzschejunior)
Love hurts. Not loving hurts. It’s the same thing, really. (rt @OliviaDresher)
should I kiss somebody or eat the dirt outside? (rt @hyperrealtrauma)
Why aren’t more people angry about the sun? This is awful! (rt @Choire)
the last wind is in the ghost (rt @medical_sword)
pretending that I am rihanna by not doing any work and making a stone-face at my desk (rt @IlllllllllllllI)
I didn’t say I was powerful, I said I was a wizard. (rt @savanna)
November 2011
29 posts
this gun did nothing but shoot people. i’m going to throw it into outer space (rt @wolfpupy)
I know you can be addicted to love, but can you be addicted to not loving? (rt @sofifii)
Locked out syndrome. (rt @wolfandfox)
Rub me the wrong way, a bottle doesn’t mind. (rt @rejecter)
Secret rain (rt @michaelcottage)
The whole thing unfolded like reality. (rt @samuelheard)
Pizza is a vegetable. Books are trash. Mashed potatoes are contraband. Tents are terrorism. USA! USA! (rt @mathpunk)
sunflower aging gracefully (rt @whollyjeanne)
I like @Heckadecimal right back.
The older lady in front of me has the most beautiful silver fro. My fro bows down. (rt @Neishababee)
It strikes me as fair that the symbols of American politics are a braying ass and bloated elephant. (rt @benkunz)
Just ordered a drink with Bulldog gin, Pimms, rhubarb bitters, limonata & mint. Whoah. Tastes like September. (rt @tokyohanna)
I smiled at him. He smiled at me. We went on our ways not biting, punching and stomping each other shitless… (rt @olivertui)
RT @OldeHippi: @foundpoems @hragv New Jersey is not New York. It’s New Jersey!
call me darling and watch my eyes change colour [shiny black to shinier black] (rt @chinchowdoll)
Satire was murdered with a five hundred page novel about steampunk vampires and golden eggs. (rt @redfivetwo)
Campfire is nature’s glitter. (rt @yahkeema)
it makes me want to tweet about darkness and mechanicality and cogs making metal noises (rt @migumigutime)
A homeless man just walked up to me and said “Beethoven and mints.” He has all the answers. (rt @Neishababee)
Skunks are a kind of bisexual raccoon. (rt @Mobute)
come join my illicit kindergarten (rt @angadc)
i dont feel like putting on makeup but i dont want to be lonely!!! (rt @jjjjjjjjjjjjm)
trust hard http://t.co/us8UUCHB (rt @pakyouare)
Things that keep time to any music: flying birds, speeding cars, snowflakes. (rt @_ElisabethBlack)
wasp-legged girl (rt @feralwitchchild)
anger anchors you on the earth (rt @ImmortalMasters)
RT @migumigutime: @foundpoems if you retweet one more of my tweets do i get a medal
im acgtually really dumb but ive spent my whole life pretending to be smart so i dont know anything else (rt @migumigutime)
I’m going as sexy fear of rejection this year. (rt @shelbyfero)
October 2011
29 posts
Carved pumpkins gather at midnight and plot to destroy their killers. November begins with bludgeoned skulls and gourds. (rt @redfivetwo)
Cold as a single person’s bed out there (rt @Vadeism)